Texts from Last Night: White Collar edition

(904): I probably shouldn’t have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.

(949)

Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.

(734)

Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.

(+44)

phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that…

(609)

You’re the only person I know who would say “we’ll play it by ear” referring to a threesome

(817)

You’re completely useless in the revolution.

(845)

her night didn’t end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested… together.

(574)

If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I’m positive I’m the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.

(843)

Let’s pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.